cokeflow:

I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregon going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me

nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

hallelujahlovechild:

i went to church with this guy

thevirginitythief:

mY DOG IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE SEND HEL P